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Zuberi

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Could not resist the Cookies
« on: April 25, 2014, 01:21:54 PM »
Some of you guys may notice a new tag by my name. I have recently switched sides, coerced by the offer of cookies. They're banana sticker flavored. I knew my addiction would lead me down a dark path one day.

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Re: Could not resist the Cookies
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2014, 01:40:57 PM »
There is something in those stickers...

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Re: Could not resist the Cookies
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2014, 01:45:13 PM »
There is something in those stickers...

Is that why you only have two of them?

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Re: Could not resist the Cookies
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2014, 07:28:28 PM »
Well, that tells me the maximum safe dosage... As long as I find out Laddinfance's body mass, that is.

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Re: Could not resist the Cookies
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2014, 07:35:36 PM »
... As long as I find out Laddinfance's body mass, that is.

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Re: Could not resist the Cookies
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2014, 10:26:32 PM »
... As long as I find out Laddinfance's body mass, that is.

1098.

Are those kg or lbs? I really hope not the second one... actually I really hope not either one now.

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Re: Could not resist the Cookies
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2014, 10:31:58 PM »
... As long as I find out Laddinfance's body mass, that is.

1098.

Are those kg or lbs? I really hope not the second one... actually I really hope not either one now.

Or perhaps it is in Stones or Newtons?

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Re: Could not resist the Cookies
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2014, 11:24:58 PM »
This is pretty awesome dude. You'll do a great job I'm sure.
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Re: Could not resist the Cookies
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2014, 08:01:41 AM »
Quote from: Aylin
Or perhaps it is in Stones or Newtons?

Wolfram Alpha suggests tennis balls or jumbo eggs. How big are those banana stickers anyway?
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Re: Could not resist the Cookies
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2014, 10:14:56 AM »
... As long as I find out Laddinfance's body mass, that is.

1098.

Are those kg or lbs? I really hope not the second one... actually I really hope not either one now.

Or perhaps it is in Stones or Newtons?

Fig Newtons?

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Re: Could not resist the Cookies
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2014, 10:59:48 AM »
Quote from: Aylin
Or perhaps it is in Stones or Newtons?

Wolfram Alpha suggests tennis balls or jumbo eggs. How big are those banana stickers anyway?

Bigger than my stomach, but smaller than my eyes.

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Re: Could not resist the Cookies
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2014, 01:13:51 PM »
... As long as I find out Laddinfance's body mass, that is.

1098.

Are those kg or lbs? I really hope not the second one... actually I really hope not either one now.

Or perhaps it is in Stones or Newtons?

I suspect that for ease of calculation the unit of measure is banana stickers. Meaning that as long as you possess less than 0.1% of your mass in the aforementioned 'nana stickies, you're probably safe from any side effects beyond those Laddinfance may already have displayed.